R&R

A much needed R&R as i wait for calls to come from my job interviews. As well as i needed to get away from society and i really need time to start atleast getting down to brainstorming for my book, which is something im doing for myself as a passion rather than a career path. i love stories, i love to hear, read and tell them.
And what better way to get inspired than this view?


See you soon all you wonderful people.

Listen: Kings of Leon

Thought i'd start a category of posting, making you guys listen to what i LOVE listening to. And what better way to start this new post, other than my favorite song of all time. ENJOY

New Addiction

lately i have been addicted to this Juice. i cant seem to have enough.
i need help.
Atleast it got me off the "Berries" drink addiction from Al-Maraie.

Till next time... may peace and hilarious situations be upon you.

Finding a Job

I just wanted to share with you guys the last bit of conversation that occurred during my second interview with ZAIN today, to have a sense of why im still clueless as to why im yet to be unemployed...

Interviewer: I like you alot, best out of all the people came in my office.
Me: Thank You.

Interviewer: You have a sense of maturity and awareness the others didnt have.
Me: Thank you, very kind of you.

Interviewer: If it were up to me, i would hire on the spot, you'd fit in the team quickly, i sense you have a great adaptability rate.
Me: Sign me up, wheres the contract?

Interviewer: Unfortunately...
Me: AHAAA !! there you are you little bastard... the "unfortunate" part...

Interviewer: The timing of employment is not up to me, and their are other people i have to see, its part of the process, i cant give you 100%..blah..blah..blah...... BUT i really like you, we connected..
Me: yeah yeah yeah, you can stick that connection up your a$$.


So fellow camels, i have t wait for inevitable call that will go like this:
"Dear Mr.Funky, we regret to inform you we cannot at this time employ you in the position you applied for, but keep trying MWAHAHAHA."

TTYL...

Driving Hazards in Kuwait...Other than DEATH

This weekend i headed to the Chalet as usual, but i had to stop at a few points to do some errands. During these "few" stops, i went through so many emotions and decided that i had to make the public aware of the hazards of driving OTHER than the fact of getting into an accident or god forbid, Death. And here they are:

- Anger Management: pretty hard to manage with those idiots around you.
- Diabetes: dont know why but they do it to you.
- High Blood pressure: a famous symptom.
- Foul Mouth Disease: You tend to curse alot.
- Blame Game: you get blamed for your driving from other drivers due to the fact of the existing idiot ahead of you which they dont notice.

These are a few, please feel free to add what you believe to be other HAZARDOUS symptoms.

No Comment. Just Laugh.

When an asian starts complaining about driving you have to know there's something seriously wrong going on haha... check this out, i died laughing.

Dust off my hump back im back fellow herd !!! (hey, that rhymed)

Quoting Robin Williams "GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!"
well, we're not in vietnam, but you get the idea. Im back and lets hope for good, i have been extremely busy since my last post.... i even thought i wouldnt be blogging again (i know, hard to believe?) But rest assured i am back, and i will be keeping the funk.
Well let me explain my absence.... i had my last year of University to concentrate on PLUS an annoying part time job which i QUIT !!! :D (what no standing ovation and congratulations?) i have been going through a very tough year and extreme pressure (whos playing the violin in the background? please stop.) I quit my job in May, Graduated in July.. needed some MAJOR R&R (rest & relaxation for those of you who didnt know) Busy with Ramadhan ofcourse (who isnt?) had to do the usual custom of going around Kuwait Dowaneyas shaking hands and congratulating them for living to see another Ramadhan and giving them blessings for their wonderful hospitality and reminding them to remind me that i will remember them in my prayers, and that they should remember me as well... its complicated, but neccessary none the less.
I put on a few pounds, went to London during the Eid break, lost those few pounds and more. Got back to Kuwait, and those pounds came back with re-inforcements, ALOT of re-inforcements.

So all in all, a busy 6 months or so and now im looking for a job (more like waiting for the acceptance since they completely had me going on there that i had it)

So... lets see whats new & uninteresting in K-Town and ill be back with yet another post and look from the usual ironic and sarcastic view. Which i totally love.


Signed, Sealed & POSTED
MR. Funky Camel